"Well, now this is an interesting turn of events."

"Someone's a bit touchy. Do I know you? You seem awfully familiar." x.com/emberedash/sta…

"...Well, color me shocked that you're still around!" x.com/areluctantmarc…

"What's with the tone? Don't you remember all of our wonderful escapades together?" x.com/areluctantmarc…

"Good times, good times." x.com/areluctantmarc…

"...My my, harsh, aren't you?" @AReluctantMarch

"I've had some people calling me Patches the Hyena. Rather like the ring it's got!"

He gives a chuckle. "Someone's hissy. Figured I'd hang out here. No harm done, right?"

"Remember everyone. A corpse-robbing a day keeps the Hollowing away!"

"Geez, you'd think those two would have made out already."

"..." Slinks away to prepare traps for the new guy. Patches no.

"..." Patches has looked smug. He's looked apologetic. But never this absolutely shocked, confused, and pissed. x.com/luckywayfarer/…

"...Every age, it seems, is tainted by the greed of men. Hm. Maybe it's just the way we are."

Patches never looked back. Not once.

He always looked forward. He looked down at the Splitleaf Greatsword in his hands. Maybe... just this once. He'd help.

He hedged the Curse Ward Greatshield. "I'm unbreakable... /Unbreakable/."

//hefted Not hedged

"Speaks of breaking will, yet claims he's not a monster. You're just like those bloody clerics. Be honest at least. Like me!" A chuckle. x.com/takeandcollect…

"the food is good and so is the food and did I mention the food"

“Oi. You run this commune, right? Or at least, you’re one of the fellas who do.” Zero