Hot take… I heard a theory recently & I don’t believe Helen Keller did all the things we were told she did. As a matter of fact, I’m not sure she ever existed!!

Today Ali couldn’t remember the word veneers and described them as “hot dentures” instead.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 24 Oct 2015 (via Twi Age 🥳).

My red flag? I love a filet-o-fish.

Gray’s current fav game is playing fetch with Sage… “like she’s a dog.”

Me: Minding my own business, runnin’ errands around town My left nipple all day for no reason:

Sage woke up several times in the night just screaming “cheeeese!!!” bloody murder

The cost of getting my placenta pills has basically doubled since I had Gray. Inflation really hitting everywhere.

I don’t trust cotton candy grapes.

Prayers needed— I cleaned out the pantry and reorganized things. Don isn’t gonna be able to find anything for weeks, even though it’s all still in there.

Gray took my phone during Mother’s Day brunch and thought it was hilarious to take pictures of everyone’s butts

My ankle always hurts. But I refuse to mention it to Don if it’s rained that day.

Sage saw a chihuahua for the first time today & kept petting him saying “mouse!”

A person named Billy is so special because they had like 5 others names they could’ve gone by & they chose BILLY. Hell yeah

I haven’t spoken to my jugalette mom in almost a decade but lately my son won’t stop saying “whoop whoop.” Does this mean it’s in his blood? Is he just genetically down with the clown? 😫

I believe the purpose of life is yummy little sauces

“I love you so much, mom. I never want you to be arrested.” - Gray

Don only calls the capital of Georgia “Hotlanta.”