I really can’t stop thinking about how pigeons deserved better 💔

My daily affirmations: Worrying about my dogs mortality constantly will not keep them from dying. Worrying about my dogs mortality constantly will not keep them from dying. Worrying about my dogs mortality constantly will not keep them from dying.

Pregnancy nightmares are giving my literal lifetime of horrible dreams a run for their money lately

Like this is an insane line up 😭 she had to fight a bloodbender who could take your bending, the literal spirit of darkness/dark avatar, a group of genius anarchists with extremely powerful bending skills, and a strong-willed & influential metalbending political leader

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

‘Tis the szn for y’all to normalize alcoholism online

Apple Music feels republican Spotify feels democrat, tell me I’m wrong

every government official over 70 should be required to drink this as a health test

People with “aesthetic” Christmas trees are very boring

Not sure what I did to deserve SIDS tiktok 4 weeks before having a baby but I’m about to throw my phone in the trash and y’all can airmail me

Well, folks, it happened in real life. I have 4 plants left. FOUR. I’m fucking devastated.

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

It’s hard to make Christmas plans when you’re waiting for your entire life to change

Starving cuz I’m breastfeeding but can’t eat anything cuz I have gallstones

She may have been 2.5 weeks early, but I am so relieved she wasn’t born on Jan 6th.

Motherhood is ripping your very soul from between your legs then trying to exist as a husk of the human you once were with less than 2 hours of sleep

I’d like a lobotomy for Valentines Day. The postpartum anxiety is ruining my life

I’d like to formally apologize to any moms I unknowingly parked too close to and made it hard to get the car seat out.

The “I’m not watching the movie if the dog dies” meme applies to TikTok’s now. I’m so done

When Marcus is out of town, I eat like a stupid human girl who has been captured by a 100 year old fae male who is dragging me through the woods (bread and cheese)