Is a gigantic Oreo milkshake at 5:30pm what they mean when they say "don't spoil your dinner"

My professor gave me a .95 grade on a 1 point assignment. ...sometimes I forget why I am bothering to do this #college thing at 30

I need more #HIMYF! It captures the magic of the original so excellently the nostalgia is almost too much

VISITING LOCAL YARN SHOPS IN THE PNW | youtu.be/t5vCUqwudjo via YouTube

These past few weeks have already been the most, and now the Seahawks news is turning today's emo dial up to eleven.

IDK why they call it a #knittingpodcast but it is what it is: ep. 2 is now live! youtube.com/watch?v=KU1IUf…

Sometimes I look at my candle burning with the window cracked and space heater on with the humidifier running and think this must be what they mean by high maintenance

What happened to that guy with a beard? Stephanie Zillmer Idk. He disappeared. -Me … He disabeard. Chelsea Lankford … Which is what I hope all beards do. -Me again

Apologies for this irritatingly cliche tweet about hearing a violinist practicing through my open window as the sun sets on a warm spring evening in NYC

I have never loved a thing more

Writing teacher this quarter told me she doesn't think teachers should praise their students. (Yes, I also wonder where she went to teaching school.) In the next moment she asked me, very flatly, if she could use the game I wrote in her curriculum.

This kid in my college creative writing class!!!! "Today I'm going to read two of my prosés" (LIKE ROSÉ) AND THEN AFTER THE FIRST "Do I have time to read my other prosé?" Oh honey. I had to turn my camera off 😭

Does anyone remember the name of this girl?? Everyone said she looked like me in like 2015 and I can’t remember who it is

Just remembered I paid $1,000 last quarter for a 400-level class where the professor sent us a link to the Writing/Editing job category on Craigslist and that was her full lesson on how to find work as a writer

Is Barney Stinson Vuori’s new copywriter

In my Pearl Jam era!!!! Why didn’t anyone tell me about Eddie Vedder!!!!!!

I predicted we’d sweep the Blue Jays in the first two games and man it feels good to be right!!! #SeaUsRise

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