Life is a scam tbh

Bonus points if you were revived/reincarnated

„ Thank you... ” *He'd take it from her, despite not knowing how he's going to repay her. He'll worry about that later* „ Don't mention this to 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 ” *It almost sounds like a threat*

„ And 𝙄'𝙢 the Green Ninja. ”

*He'd shove the money into his pocket, folding his arms again. His gaze softens* „ Alright, but.. Don't make fun of me ” *Deep sigh* „ I'm going to buy... 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 ”

// Realising I'm actually going to have to use the Wu Account //

„ I was being sarcastic, genius. ”

// Waiting for Lloyd to come online so I can bully them //

*He'd shrug, tapping his foot against the floor. Maybe it was stupid, but he felt embarrassed* „ Because... I Just didn't want to? And there was No reason for you to know. ”

// Considering making my acc private I just feel anxious for no reason //

your pain has caused you to lose your gratitude. you survived but you are filled with misery. the universe has shown you so many things and you cower in fear why? because you've seen it? because you understand?

He'd hesitate . „ What's the catch? ”

i have survived， but i have not been spared.

Is this a 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 thing ,

This describes my life perfectly