Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

😂

If we haven’t spoken in 5 years and I somehow still get invited to your wedding, I’m going lmaoo

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory

Just start. You'll figure it out on the way.

Office jobs are great if you really like skipping important life events and don’t like seeing the sun ever

me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want

How it feels to an adult in this era:

stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way, you're allowed to be happy while you're still figuring it out

Pls tell me where all the 24-29 year olds are hanging out 😭

when i ask someone if they need help and they actually say yes

This is canon

Where can I find those families that say, "Take this $2m and stay away from our son " ?