the phodcast is giving me heart palpitations, i’m not even supposed to be awake

the ep is shorter than i thought but also im relieved solely bc listening to this is like getting shot and then getting shot and then getting shot and getting shot

me and mr rolex sugar daddy have so much in common I ALSO love dan and phil

cry laughing at this podcast what the fuck is going on 😭😭😭😭

hard for dnp? cover it with a tablecloth

“you have got me exactly where you want me”

how i’ve pictured richard (she/her) after that audio

remember family friendly amazingphil? this is him now

oh I can’t wait for next week’s episode

Dnp fanfic writers: Dan and Phil awoke in each other arms to the faint glow of sunlight peaking through their curtains. Dnp reality: Dan woke me up crawling on the bed screaming there’a a man in the room for the fourth fucking time

Daniel Howell ❤️ wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Clot…

I gotta be up in three and a half hours for my ten hour work shift ily dan and phil 🫶🫶

DON’T FORGET TO RATE THE PHODCAST FIVE STARS ON SPOTIFY/APPLE/WHATEVER

well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

HE’S ALWAYS PLOTTING (he bought inflatable chairs for the phod without telling Dan)

it’s dan howard. there is a man in the room.

majken ⟡˚⋆ I love lying

I’M SO BEHIND IN DAN AND PHIL I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED THE FULL PODCAST VID OF LAST WEEK AND NOW THEYRE DOING SPOOKY WEEK