❝ Hi! We're here and we're hungry! ❞ ❝ We wanna have some of Lucy's Pancakes! ❞ ❝ And we're not afraid of holding the rug hostage for them! ❞ Uhhh... May the gods have mercy on the rug.

❝ Umm... It's possible... ❞ ❝ ...No, a definite that we screwed up... ❞ ❝ ... Please don't ask what happened to the rug. Please. ❞

KA–BOOOOOM BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP ❝ ... ❞ ❝ ... ❞ ❝ ... ❞ Was that a bomb?

All three would speak in unison after hearing that last word: ❝ SH*T ❞ Before they'd all scamper off, running about as fast as possible for three humanoid dogs interlocked with each other could run.

Oh it's easy. From left to right, meet Cerberus, Cerberus and Cerberus. Don't mind the creepy triplet thing they're doing by finishing each other's thoughts. Just don't ask too many questions. They are known to maul the unsuspecting and questional ones.

❝ Morning! We're awake! ❞ Cue up the wagging of tails and excited yipping as the girls run circles around whomever is there with them.

They, of course, would reply in unison. ❝ Lucifer! The CEO of Hell! ❞ Yeeeah, let's hope the name "Cerberus" rings a bell now...

❝ Don't ask questions that'll get you killed, got it? ❞ Ummm... Maybe it's best to avoid asking them about something that they're not interested in answering

❝ We aren't our sister, the demon of lust. We dunno. ❞ They're Cerberus, the hellhound. Not any other demon, since Cerby just doesn't care

❝ Nope. We don't really care about sex. ❞ Cerby is a rather fickle demon it seems...

❝ If they're not a jerk, then sure, we geuss. ❞ All three are just shrugging to themselves.

Another shrug. ❝ Dunno who you are. Sorryyy. ❞

❝ ...!? ❞ They're extremely confused. It's not like they were expecting this

❝ What's a Kuro? ❞ Visible confusion on all three. They clearly don't know... Or they don't understand. Either or

They're all barking the same word over and over again: ❝ Simp! ❞