Hour 1: he’s pissed bc he hasn’t seen any tities

If you haven’t watched the dirt we can’t be friends #MotleyCrue

I’m a dick head, I know no one needs to remind me about it 🙄

South Dakotans are patriots. We love America and South Dakota's quality of life. We're tired of radical nonsense from professional resisters. We must aim higher and focus on what unites us. We stand for our country, our flag and with @realdonaldtrump.

I wish some people would realize their singing even hurts Snapchat’s eardrums

Like the sperm donor

Someday I’m gonna have two mini donkeys named paco and taco and they’re gonna be cool as shit

If trump gets impeached I’m moving to Mexico to raise cocaine and cattle mark my words America

I have 2 fears in life, sharks and marrying a whore

I truly understand why Koe Wetzel calls Stephenville the tell it all town

If you’re making a deal make it for money love will come later- Bob Tallman

I’d rather catch the corona virus than be joe exotic

Am I the only one annoyed of the Minneapolis protests flooding my tik tok?

Here’s an invention, a bale monitor that doesn’t beep when you fuck up

I wish trump and Biden would of went on a hunting trip like cam Brady and Marty Huggins did

Happy hump day America, today were all getting fucked

I’m about 6 coors lights deep, but Biden and Harris would not even know of George Floyd if he would have been white. Change my mind