I usually only get up this early to go huntin or some shit, but this fuckin sun thing truly has me intrigued.

Eight years ago today the Payne County Sheriff’s office received calls about the night before.

It was regarding Koe Wetzel burning down their entire county in a pasture out west of town, with Southall joining later to provide more gasoline.

You just had to be there.

aaaaaanddd we’re off.

April Fools.

Fuckers

“Creeps” by Koe Wetzel has now sold 500,000 units, officially earning a gold certification from the RIAA as of March 27th.

Shows cancelled, they kicked me out.

I’m playing an acoustic set at Sam’s Town Point in Austin Texas tonight at 10pm, ask for Ramsay and you get in for free!

That’s Damn Near Normal to me.

This true Koe Wetzel?

… don’t tell anyone yet but he's gonna show up at the Taco Bell at 3801 Valentine St in Fort Worth, TX around 630 tonight on his way to the Riot room but just don’t tell anyone just yet…

Ordered Koe Wetzel’s Noise Complaint on vinyl and he sent an unreleased song🔥🔥

Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

Fuck it, and Merry Christmas y’all.

The Polar Express gives me anxiety.

Wetzel’s Wonderland out now!

Koe Wetzel we need a Koe Kristmas album thank u

Christmas music is a natural aphrodisiac.

Oh my, CeeDee Lamb

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!