when a drunk millennial says “guess how old i am” in the club smoking area this is the exact response they’re expecting when they reveal their age

what are we even doing right now

Alan MacLeod Aisha The Onion is sheer brilliance in dark times...

jrpgs will make a female character cook this and think it's the peak of all comedy

I need to smoke and ijbol with her so bad

How it feels like closing at work and having plans to go out immediately afterwards

irreversible spell of Khia asylum infinite membership

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I think chappell being told by her team her safety would be at risk if she read a poem for palestine at the white house under a democratic term is a valid reason for her to feel like there's problems on both sides, no?

Body tea but shes shy

Lorde joins Charli xcx for “girl, so confusing” remix at ‘Sweat’ tour.