Animal Crossing. My villagers begging for me to come back since I abandoned them years ago:

Commes des garçons

Didn’t realize so many oomfs had secret blue checkmarks

Bahn mi for lunch

This sunscreen was $20… thankfully it fit in my pocket but that’s still so egregious

Camera roll suggesting pictures from one year ago… moments gone like tears in rain

Twitter has become a hotbed for Weimar-esque political polarization. The storm before the hurricane

Bricked up

I would simply stop the world just to stop the feeling

Business casual

Look how happy she is

Wait a minute

Got my first credit card last month and I’ve been paying it off with every use and my credit score has already gone up 5 points. My credit building era

The fact that she was making all this idealized hoopla about WeHo, like it’s some kind of Mecca for queer acceptance, is kinda funny ngl. But at the same time, the sincerity is so endearing. Maybe some Midwest transplants do deserve rights

84° today which means it’s time for the best cardio ever (swimming)

We really do give a fuck, it is a major holiday

Acquired by not-so-legal methods

Marijuana-induced schizophrenia is now

This would eat on a Donkey Kong soundtrack