Just read about something called “runner’s diarrhea” so no way am I ever running and taking that chance.

Never in my life have I been sooo tempted to stop buying Under Armour and start buying Nike clothing. But let’s before real, unless Dwayne Johnson gets a Nike sponsorship that’s never going to happen.

Listening to a great sermon clip on the Holy Spirit, starting to get pumped, then the preacher starts to reference Gal. 5, getting more pumped because I know where he’s about to go, and then he says “fruits”...... It’s 👏🏽 FRUIT 👏🏽 Not 👏🏽 FRUITS!!!

The thing about walking with Jesus is that, a good bit of the time, you may not know where on God’s green earth you’re going but you’ve got mighty good company getting there.

A family member just stated “Trumps the greatest president since Lincoln!” The words “you are so wrong” have never left my mouth so quickly. 🤯 #putdownthekoolaid

It was just suggested to me that my Monday night community group should go to the Trump Rally next Monday instead of having our Thanksgiving Meal. It’s moments like this that makes a person wish they were born into a different family.

No no no. Cargo pants definitely make you look like a goof.

I predict that 2018 will be the Year of the Evangelical Woman. Let’s take the label back. Who’s with me?

One of the amazing things about the conversion of Saul (Paul) is Ananias’s immediate reception of Saul into the family of faith. “Brother Saul...” once Jesus called Saul “chosen”, Ananias called him “brother”. Acts 9:15-17

Just came across a blog post with this title: “Is John MacArthur Compromised & Watered Down?” Two thoughts: 1. Willing to bet that guy (the writer) isn’t fun at parties. 2. Willing to bet that John MacArthur isn’t fun at parties.

The author and perfector of your faith has resolved to hold fast to you. Today and every day.

There is no greater or more life-changing shared experience than that of being adopted into the family of God. #sermonprep #Philippians #JoyinJesus

Yes, my work day started with me being informed about the condom snorting epidemic by a frantic co-worker (sadly family member) 🤦🏻‍♂️.

Stoked and honored that I get to kick off this new teaching series… instagram.com/p/BhjjAKqgbqZI…

I could do the “Christian” thing and go see Hillsong tonight, but instead...

When one of our favorite authors Mike Cosper refers to your least favorite hate blog @pulpitpenblog as a “huddle of morons” 😀

To the gentleman at Kroger last night who started the conversation by complimenting my hair cut and overall style, thank you ☺️. It was by far the best start to a Multi Level Marketing sales pitch, ever! Btw MLM peeps please let people grocery shop in peace.

Trying to connect with my coworker who is in my age demographic. Me: “what’d you do last night? Him: “played video games with my fiancée & hung out on the dark web. You?” Me: “Went to community group. A toddler in the group pooped his diaper.” 🤦🏻‍♂️