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Wuhan

My dog has no idea that I pay an extra $50 a month in rent for her to live here and it makes me sick

I miss when commercials were just a man yelling about a new sponge at 4am

St. Louis never disappoints. Everywhere was sold out of sleds so they grab some dumpster covers and went sledding at Art Hill. #stlwx St. Louis Post-Dispatch for all the St. Louis snow stories

We live in era of crybabies.

If I see one more post about Euphoria I swear to god I will continue not watching it

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it The rest of the apps:

Pro tip! If you’re struggling with mixing your kick drum, just remember that eventually the earth will be swallowed by the sun

Marijuana is legal in 18 states, The Webb space telescope is about stare into God’s asshole, you can get legal prescription ketamine spray, and the government is about to have a public hearing on UFOs.

Commenting ‘nightmare blunt rotation’ on some family’s Christmas photos on Facebook

What I like about myself is that when I use qtips in my ears it’s good actually. They said for me it’s good and fine

doctor: u got dementia me: i don't remember asking u a goddamn thing

can somebody please explain to me why i just watched this 59 times

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw