Been 20 for like a month and just realized i’m officially too old to wear Rick 😒

I feel like someone saying defence in a sports context the way I have a hard D for no reason

Batman entertaining the crowd that’s waiting for Joker at the deep frier comedy club that has baseball fans in the crowd: aughhh, those onion rings hit so far home that I couldn’t help but have one more. I guess the batter rang.

Water doesn’t get cold enough

shortys crying over the blue album

You’d think I’m decoding and breaking into important and sensitive files regarding information on the respiratory system the way I’m hacking up a lung.

Just found out why all the bag fiends like Guinness 😬🤢

Why did the pig cross the road?

This new water they’re trying out lowkey just isn’t as hydrating or satisfying as the old stuff 😢

By Thursday the hut will be outpizza’d

life before chocolate bread went mainstream >>

ILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU TOOK FROM ME MARVEL RIVALS 😢😢🤬

I call my girl Mrs. Goated now what does that make me🤘😏

Youtube shorts comments: the go to spot to get advice from 12 year olds

Brainstorm son or Green Needle daughter?

What could I possible tell Aviv that he couldn’t find out on the net and Yahoo?

I have a feeling my overwatch teammate “Fxded2Shwifty” is about to go 11-18

Ontario is awesome. Does the government representative for YOUR larger geographical area give you blood money from his corruption to vote for them next term?

Half one beer and I’m cracking up at a dude in instagram comments simply because his handle is Gekyume

White people when you don't wanna play dive