Stuart Dredge

@stuartdredge

I scribble a little, but not here any more.

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☠

@ampmob

Less is

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Amy

@miss_amy_qb

Winner of the County Infants School Egg and Spoon race circa 1988. Quite sweary, often sarcastic. Into football (CFC), films, travel, books and music ✌🏻

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Cathy

@_cath_21

I'm sure you've seen it all before.....

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Dave Lee

@davelee1968

Fuck Musk. I’ve moved to Blue Sky. track me down there and win a prize.

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Count Jim Moriarty

@countmoriarty

Oscillate between lols and righteous indignation. Comedy improv Driver training Same name on bluesky

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Patrick Bennett 🚜

@patbennett1

Royal Engineers veteran, Dachshund valet, throat cancer survivor, bowls player, realist.

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Mappers

@carolmaps

Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Misanthrope. Fan of cats & kindness. Draws a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.” “Unconventionally charming.”

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Penfold

@elbow112

NO DMS!

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Chris McCausland - Pre-order my autobiography now!

@chrismccausland

click the link to pre-order my autobiography, out Oct 9th 📖 - And get tickets for my UK stand-up tour "Yonks!" 🎟️

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Anil Suri

@anilksuri

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Squeaky

@squeakysays

Guinea Pig Extraordinaire. not always right, but NEVER wrong. Expert sock sorter.

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michael bowden

@michael_bowden

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Tashy McTashface

@tashp351

A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum.

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Hazel P

@pierkisser

Kissed on 60 British piers & wrote From Piers to Eternity, now running a B&B in France. #hEDS #crochet Owned by @PodencoVictor

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Dr Graham - oxguin.bsky.social

@oxguin

A fool, idiot & filth monger let loose on the interwebs. He/him pronouns @oxguin.bsky.social

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Peter

@pbywaters1992

LTFC 👒 Bucs 🏈

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George Gibbling

@g18byg

vote @reform_uk @reformukscot save the country 🇬🇧

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Sue

@liverpoolsusie1

life is for living, loving and having fun, your a long time dead!, Believes in fairy tails....childminder ex book keeper, and bacon butty maker

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Tarsier Studios

@tarsierstudios

Making #REANIMAL! We are the creators behind, #LittleNightmares I & II and the #PSVR exclusive puzzle game, Statik.

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Clare Breedon

@clarebreedon

Oh well this is difficult... I love funny Twitter, I empathise with serious Twitter. I’m a sucker for a good cause and I absolutely hate injustice of any kind.

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Simon of Romford

@peopleofuk

We’re the People of the UK - a new person every week Sundays at 8pm. Admins: @syriz_ & @ariadnemaze. This week: @screeninsight

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Paul Toner

@paul_k_toner

Husband. Father. Legend.

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The Random Guy

@randomtheguy_

My solitude is my power.

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Angie

@aburton13

Fallen in love with Reykjavik. Addicted to Haribo Goldbears.

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Frocked Off

@merkin_about

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Sarah Andersen

@sarahcandersen

Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 no A.I. Publishing inquiries: [email protected]

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IWoM

@iwom85

International Woman of Mystery she/her/Goddess

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⛰️🌳🐈‍⬛ CathArtic 🐈🐓🫖

@mumbrianspinner

Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘

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Safely Endangered

@endangeredcomic

Patreon: patreon.com/safelyendanger…

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Stansaid Airport

@stansaidairport

00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss. Parody.

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rob porter

@robbieporter33

Bit of a gob shite general all-around good egg Train Driver Northumberland

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Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya)

@twlldun

"...and every sentence that I spoke began and ended with ellipses..."

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Insane Reality Leaks

@insanerealitys

Reality is insane, best 100% real videos and shocking viral content. Viewer discretion advised ⚠️ | DM for submissions

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VikanGaming

@vikangaming

🎮 Welcome to VikanGaming! Your go-to source for cinematic 4K gameplay walkthrough. #PCGames #PS5

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Is it me? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@clareegabriel3

One of life’s enthusiasts . I can do anything I can't do everything. Running 🏃🏼 fan. Equestrian health and safety consultant

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My lovely horse 🐎

@suej1973

“If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages

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Dr Julia Shaw

@drjuliashaw

No longer active here ‼️ Please follow me on Bluesky, Instagram, or Threads. I'm also on LinkedIn. Same handle as here, everywhere.

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Cumberdick BenderBatch

@cumberdickb

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a legend

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Mike Funnell

@funnellmike

Former SysProg moved on to being a payments specialist - and now trying to fully retire. Same username over with the pachyderms. First+last name up in the sky.

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Lucky Tony

@luckytony72

Lady who loves music and festivals. Proud home sharer with Kurt Whistle. Proud mum to Alfred & Roman. Married to @dugganscott - no weird DMs or dick pics, ta

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Jenerally feckless.

@jenn7_4

Ooh, Twitter, you are awful! But I like you.

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ᑭ🅰𝕣𝒶𝕓€𝕃𝕃uM£sq𝕌e

@parabellumesque

Unusual, problematic, solitudinous.

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Santa Decides

@santadecides

I exist and so does my wife. I decide if someone has been naughty or nice.

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Brain Rot 🧠

@steviesbrainrot

A podcast that deep dives into the best worst #horror films of the 80s & 90s. Hosted by @mrsteviewebb. 🧠 📼[email protected]

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Damien DiGiorno

@damien_digiorno

🇺🇸🙂🎶Have fun!🎶🙂🇮🇹

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Philippe Clement

@philippe_clemnt

Official account of Football Manager, Philippe Clement.

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Rosie

@rubixisfat

💚🤍💜 🇮🇪 Adult Human Female,lesbian, gender critical, feminist and losing the fuckin' plot.

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JukeBox

@jukeboxnonstop

I wear black on the outside 'Cause black is how I feel on the inside

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FESSHOLE PROBABILITY

@fessholetruth

Assessing the probability that the FESSHOLE confession is true.

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Jennifer

@jennifeerryperr

Coming Soon 🏁

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TheOriginal

@bondson007

Follower of Rangers FC, food critic and MasterChef, all round cad and bounder, poor guitarist, happy with that are we? let’s go then..🇬🇧

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The Tourettes in my head's backup stapler

@touretttein

thought crime caught up with @@tourettein, locked the account and killed my freedom to speak.

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Winstone2601🗿🗿🐼🐼

@winstone2601

I am not the ghost of Sid James.

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Twonks

@twonkcomics

Comics and cartoons by Steve Nelson @snelse_ Manager: [email protected]

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Bjorn Again

@newbjorntab

To Fly, To Serve, To bitch about it!

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Jelly Fox

@jelllyfox

back bi popular demand. Somewhere between inner west and outer east melbs.

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Ally McCoist

@ally_mccoist9

Ex Professional Footballer Presenter For @Talksport @TNT @ITV @Talksportbet Media & Commercial Enquires [email protected]

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Mother Shipton And The Boggle Holes

@sallysravecave

Prone to flaunting myself on Twitter. Socialist. ❤ ADHD chaos. Wholesome purveyor of naughty wares. #Knickers🌈

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𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲

@pearlylondon

My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.

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Books and Wine

@booksandwine76

Reading, writing & riesling. Aussie living in #southlondon. #travel #pubs #embrace #googoodolls #youmeatsix #jimmyeatworld 🇬🇧🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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James

@lardyda44

Cricket, Surrey member, Luton fan, Non League football committee member, Wine & Real Ale. Race fan, Prefer Radio to TV. Just one more thing. I love Columbo

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Arthur

@parker__farquer

Relentlessly polite

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Ronnie dixon

@ronniedixon14

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Князь Мышкин

@myshkinfool

I'm also @MyshkinBanned coz Nazis. Comedy Police Tyrant. twitter.com/search?lang=en…

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TheRealDanieltheSpaniel

@rafpolicedog

🔞#Foul mouthed, hat wearing retired RAF Police dog. ©️& ™️All My Sayings!#Binjuice Inventor @thetimes viral tweet of Feb ‘19 Often imitated never bettered

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