Today, our Tasting Room at Port City Brewing Co rocks a RED pineapple 🍍 #ALLCAPS

YOU have never served a day in your life. I just retired after 21 years of service. Stop telling people why we do it. None of us serve to protect the anthem or a flag. We serve to protect rights. ALL RIGHTS. Stop acting like you understand that better than we do. x.com/tomilahren/sta…

A bet is a bet... As some of you may know we had a friendly wager with the folks @portcitybrew and well we lost. So here is our head Brewer, Patrick, rocking the red! Be on the lookout for your bottles guys! Don't forget 2-for-1 growler fills all day today! #allcaps #vegasborn

Congratulations to the Washington Capitals! This Chicago Blackhawks fan knows what it’s like to lift that cup – and I’m happy for all the Caps fans who cheer so hard for their team, and for a team that celebrates so hard with its fans.

I saw a strip club across the street from a minigolf place and I’m liberal but that’s too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing minigolf?

DHS Secretary Kirstjen M. Nielsen must resign now. She's allowing Trump to ruthlessly hold vulnerable children hostage, to use them as bargaining chips. This is beyond morally reprehensible. RETWEET if you also agree.

Gal DaGoat x.com/hufflepuff_bee…

Be Gallant.

Samantha Bee was right.

this is the only reason you need collin sexton on your basketball team

Jared always looks like a ghost who just realized you can see him

"MOMMY... PLEASE COME HOME." Deborah Saucier, of Tampa, vanished 10 days ago. She doesn't have her medicine. And we need to work together to find her. Please take TWO SECONDS to RT this post for her family's sake! on.wcnc.com/2FHLBoN

Gonna be this jazzed if we win this

me when it’s hot outside

My college roommate’s dad, a veteran in Ohio, did this after the race was called for Joe Biden #patriotism #UnitedStatesofAmerica

You don’t say! I just challenged Lord Swivellpuff to a daisy-eating contest with the winner being crowned Lord of All Cupcakes!

Everyone at home kept watching Netflix using my profile. Messed up all my lists and history... so I renamed “Dad” to “Install Windows Updates Now.” Problem solved.