Momsplaining (@toddler2talk) 's Twitter Profile
Momsplaining

@toddler2talk

Mom, Wife, Chaos organizer, Cleaner of all things, Sarcastic, In need of less whine and more wine! #momlife #marriedlife

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Momsplaining (@toddler2talk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm just your Basic Mom with a fashion sense at least a decade old, who doesn't like to admit how often I use dry shampoo, and is no longer sure how to hold a normal conversation when there are no interruptions. That's me. #BasicMom

Daddy’s Digest (@daddysdigest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 5 stages of whether to have a 2nd child: Denial- We don’t have the energy Anger- One kid has destroyed us why ever have another Bargaining- Maybe if we get rich and can afford help Depression- They grow up so fast :( Acceptance- Screw it let’s have another

Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We don’t deserve the kindness of children We also don’t deserve tantrums or getting cussed at under their breath It all balances out

Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@anecdtlbrthctrl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3- Hands are for Helping and Caring and Loving and Sharing. Me- That's right. 3- Are you going to use your sharing hands with your cookie, mommy?

Momsplaining (@toddler2talk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

5yo: You’re the best mom a girl could ever have... I mean... you’re the only mom I have... so I guess that makes you the best. Hmmmm, should I laugh or cry?

Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lies I tell myself: A Compilation * I don’t need to write that down * I’m not drinking tonight * Diet starts tomorrow * That joke was funny, everyone else is just dumb

Daddy’s Digest (@daddysdigest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Parenting is both an art and a science... And a constant reminder that I wasn’t good at either in school, and haven’t aced it as an adult either.

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I’m not above playing “Doctor” with my 5 yo & having her take care of my “sick feet” where the only cure is a foot rub.

Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wanted: A friend that has the same level of mom brain as me. This can be demonstrated by the inability to form words, forgetting where coffee mugs are in your own home, leaving things at home daily, or spending 5+ minutes trying to remember why you walked into a room.