Excited to announce that I've just about had it

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people. The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor. Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

chatgpt open in this beautiful space, horrid

It’s such a bummer when you see someone you respected doing the Trump Dance

sorry boss i can’t come into work today i’m trying to capture the childlike joy of december

i can't work under these festive conditions

tbh the best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event

i apologize for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman

A reminder that we have now totally, totally normalized the president of the United States repeatedly threatening the free press with lawsuits if they just write anything he doesn’t like. The First Amendment is disappearing before our eyes. ABC & CBS’s settlements paved the way.

LOVE TRUMPS HATE!

"there are dozens of us... dozens!"

Excited to announce that the first beer of the weekend has been opened!

Say what you want about the Groundhog, that rodent knows weather.

Every day I come in to work and am faced with a scenario so unbelievably stupid

You are not your grand plans. You are your daily patterns.

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say