Hey MLB, someone needs to check on the guy in the replay booth. The only excuse for missing that call is possibly a carbon monoxide leak. #SDvsOAK

Sam Huff wears his “Catcher’s Cheat Sheet” wristband to bed at night, doesn’t he? #OAKvsTEX

#dumbpeopletown Daniel Van Kirk Breaking and entering - check. Bike tire pump attack - check. Florida - check. chieflandcitizen.com/content/man-at…

Hey MSNBC , the “Polls Close” countdown in the corner of the screen should be renamed: “KORNACKATTACK!!”

#dumbpeopletown Daniel Van Kirk villages-news.com/2021/05/03/vil…

Hey, NFL GameDay , there is nothing worse than trying to watch a football game with some guy telling you what’s going to happen two minutes before you can see it.

I’m preppin’ to do a chunky gainer off the hotel roof. AGUA DONKEYS! #StreamingDay

There’s nothing I love more than when I’m forced to watch terrible hometown NBA announcers and hearing their hearts break when the Sixers walk off their court with a win. Thanks, NBC Sports Chicago !

Hey NBC Sports Philadelphia , question for whoever is in charge of your graphics: how am I supposed to know which team is shooting 82% and which team is shooting 84%?

Someone remind me why I paid good money for a terrible service like NBA League Pass? Their Roku app is THE ABSOLUTE WORST! Charge me once for a shitty product, shame on you. Charge me twice, shame on me - except you can be damn sure I won’t be back next year.

The NBA League Pass Roku app is like tits on a bull - USELESS. Every time that Liberty Mutual commercial pops up, the app dumps me out of the broadcast. EVERY. TIME. Fix your shit!

“If we close the comments, the fans can’t negatively interact with our tweets.” ** still receives a shitstorm of “Coward!” quote-tweets ** “GODDAMMIT!!”