Adam Kay told me to cancel gigs a good 10 days before it crossed BJ’s mind. So yeah, if Adam Kay knew then the PM should have.

If they have another leadership contest I swear to god I’ll lose my mind. JUST CALL AN ELECTION YOU CUNTS.

Tonight, Rishi Sunak and his Government chose to turn their backs on the children of #Gaza yet again. By failing to vote for a #CeasefireNOW at the UN Security Council, the UK is complicit in the horror that children will endure in the coming hours, days, and weeks.

Sunak's wife has 'interests' in Rwanda. Small world ain't it? 🧐👇

Merry Christmas proles

Lady Michelle Mone How’s this going for you?

@alexhallhall Mrs Bilbo Baggins Alex Andreou This man is a nasty smirking lump of rancid baby fat.

That is a good question…..

That’s funny…because I distinctly remember briefing on exactly this

Rishi Sunak drops his Christmas single just in time for tonight's Rwanda vote. Stay (Till Polling Day) - East 17 feat. Rishi Sunak and David Cameron.

Mate, Politics Joe never miss 😂

He’s going to regret this isn’t he?

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

Twats to the left of me, twats to the right…

We’re deeply disturbed by reports of the Israeli military carrying out field executions of Palestinians as well as horrific images of Palestinians, including children, detained under atrocious conditions in Al-Yarmouk Stadium. This is day 80 of the Israeli government’s genocide

I’ve been crying since morning nonstop till I saw this message from Alexei Sayle, a British Jewish comedian. He restored me. The best #Christmas message you will hear in these dark days #Gaza

The front page of Norway’s Vårtland newspaper.

Anyone saying they don’t see how a ceasefire would help a situation where hundreds of civilians are dying every day is, at best, being deeply disingenuous

Hello Google Business Profile I have tried and tried and tried make contact with a real human to find out why you have disabled my business account.Why is it so hard for you to provide good customer service?Please can someone contact me in person?I'm copying this to BBC Radio 4 #YouAndYours