The world is divided in two: Those who got a Mr Frosty. And those who still harbour deep rooted anger towards their parents.

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I’ve fixed the music on this. Sound up.

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Vice President of the United States 🇺🇸 How it started How it’s going:

Raise a glass to freedom. Something they can never take away. #bidenharris2020

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I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD

Sarah Everard was walking along a well lit road. Lights are not the fucking problem.

Can you imagine if we actually believed anything that came out of the portal to hell that is Downing Street? theguardian.com/world/2021/mar…

This might be the pinnacle of design perfection. Absolutely brilliant! If any of you know who did this, I have some work for them! Moose Allain Ꙭ James Felton

Jesus, don’t wear a mask down Sainsbos after the 19th if it’s such a big deal to you weirdos, just stop going on about it like you’re William fucking Wallace when you’re basically a toddler who won’t keep his nappy on.

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BREAKING Wayne Couzens sentenced to a rare, whole life order at the Old Bailey. He will never be released for the murder of Sarah Everard. He is the first police officer to receive this sentence

Finally understand why it’s called a cockpit.

Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas