One of the worst things about human life is that every 18 months you have to call Sky and pretend that you're going to leave them until they find a magical offer which halves your bill which apparently didn't exist when you first rang

Mostly I stay away from tabloid news, and today reminded me why. Arseholes hounding Declan Rice’s girlfriend, and weirdos trying to out the real life Baby Reindeer woman. What is wrong with people? No, seriously what is wrong with them?!

My latest newsletter, Blind Faith and Pantomime (Notes on a Show) is now on Substack.

open.substack.com/pub/nerinapall…

Happy St George's Day

#RSD24 releases are now available to purchase online! You too can enjoy my ten incher like my friend Cat Dad here😘

Feel incredibly seen by this tweet

The sun is now in Taurus. Hello my people. Our time has arrived once more. ♉️

Hello, I’m incredibly behind with reading and replying to all your beautiful messages about last week so please bear with me. I’m also going to be a little behind with getting merch out to you but I’m ploughing through it. An unexpected visitor from Australia, you see…😂😍

Thank you everyone who came to the Palladium last night, everybody who wanted to come but couldn’t, every musician on stage with me, everyone behind the scenes making it happen. Last night was a DREAM and I don’t want to wake up. 📸 Jenny Johnson

Finally show day and load-in has commenced. 😮🙏😭😍

I have two fabulous tickets for Nerina Pallot show tonight at the London Palladiun. I’ve been struck down with flu and can’t go :( popped the details in the pic ❤️

Today’s the today! The Fires reissue is here😍

I’m having to sell 2 verified tickets for Nerina Pallot on 13 April 2024 at The London Palladium, London via Ticketmaster. Stalls Row G, great seats! Nerina Pallot Gutted to be missing it, got the covid 😕
secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/37005F2FF2A…

Viola clef why do you exist? Is it just to torture me?

This has nothing do with anything but I really hate the word jorts. It makes apparel sound like a communicable disease and not one of the fun ones either.

We have left Slough and this is now playing. It’s 8 degrees today. open.spotify.com/track/5le4sn0i…

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the often unsung genius of Hall & Oates. Wish they’d be friends again. Anyway I found a picture of Daryl with his neighbour’s cat on the internet and they both look pretty chill.

Just pulled into Slough station AGAIN but just as this came on my playlist so ALL IS INCREDIBLE IN THE WORLD
open.spotify.com/track/0qRR9d89…

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