In a take on Gulliver defeating the Blefuscudians on behalf of the Lilliputians, Braverman wades into the sea and beats back dinghies full of unarmed refugees, scooping them up and dropping them into 'hulks' (old ships) while ecstatic supporters wave flags.

An outbreak of criminal activity within the Security Force, the M.E.T., doesn't deter Braverman from vesting M.E.T. with new powers of arrest and incarceration for anyone coming anywhere near 'The Family', a dynastic, dysfunctional group some of whom are 1000 years old.

Braverman reveals to the Central Media Organisation - Hax - that the country Great B, is under siege from a sinister force known as W.O.K.E. As the plot unfolds, it's not clear if W.O.K.E is a virus, a group of university boffins, or everyone other than Braverman and the Cons.

At one point, Braverman allies herself with half-man, half-potato, Boris, but against his will he is hauled before Kanga Ru, who put him in the Lie Detector Chamber which acts like a microwave. He bursts into many small pieces each with its own Latin name - Odium, Rectum etc...

Braverman is torn as to whether to join forces with those staying true to Odium, Rectum, Cloaca, Detritus etc, or to go with Riski Sonik who had helped destroy Boris by activating the Lie Detector Chamber....

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The Palace lights in green today, in memory of those who lost their lives in the Grenfell Tower tragedy.

WARNING. THIS IS A SCAM BY CRIMINALS TRYING TO STEAL MONEY. PLS SHARE. This is frightening, it's the first deep fake video scam I've seen with me in it. Govt & regulators must step up to stop big tech publishing such dangerous fakes. People'll lose money and it'll ruin lives.

This was what I say at the start of #Peston tonight. It's on ITV at 10.45. As a journalist I have spent more or less my entire career weighing up stories by whether they are truly in the public interest or just interesting to the public. This has been on my mind a lot,

Nadine Dorries urged to quit as MP by council in her constituency theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

This is quite incredible. If true, it means genuine anti-ULEZ campaigning has been massively boosted by bots Will Norman Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

Are you the same Grant Shapps who, in May 2020 wrote to mayor Sadiq Khan and insisted on the reintroduction and expansion of the ULEZ in London as a condition of funding for public transport, or are you a completely different Grant Shapps?

A year ago, I started following how the cost of living crisis was playing out at an Oldham school, checking in with the fantastic @NewmanRC_Head every few weeks. I ended up learning a lot about the British state, and its education system, to boot. on.ft.com/3KYWPWv

Labour councils have run out of money. Conservative councils have run out of money. The main underlying reason? National government’s disrespect for local government and failure to fund it. It’s gone on for decades under all parties but has hit new levels in the last one.

Welcome to Ireland where people get away with racism! This little black girl broke my heart. Don’t skip this post without leaving a million heart for her. Make her famous…

Suella Braverman is wrong. Multiculturalism isn’t the problem. But we know what the problem is… #bbcqt

MPs finally recognise the real heroes of the Post Office scandal: MPs | John Crace theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Did I just hear the PM say on ITV Leader interviews that pensioners will be paying tax on the state pension for the first time in the history of this country under Labour? But state pensions are subject to tax now.

Wishing Gareth Southgate all the very best in the future. He brought pride, respect and a togetherness to England that we hadn’t seen for a long time. He was close, very close to footballing immmortality and he always did the job with humility, decency and dignity. Thank you,