Just laying down the laws to start the new year Radio X #4til7Thang. In James’ house whoever gets the bay leaf in their bolognese does the dishes. In Tom’s house whoever buys cheap cat food empties the litter tray. And Gavin Woods’s house “Shoes on”#themstherules what r yours?

"Water company pours raw sewage into river for 23 HOURS - killing 5,000 fish." Since 2010 Anglian Water have been fined £2,541,500 for 70 permit breaches, it has made no difference whatsoever. Time to make water company directors personally liable. mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

Colleagues: you are so difficult to work with.. Also me:

Dear Charlie’s Mum, you should be very proud of him. It takes a special young person to give up their free time so that others can enjoy the sport that they love. And others need to realise that just because he’s a referee, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love the game too.

Years - 1 Victories - 0 Economy - 🚽 Ruble - 💩 Europe - Heated Gas price - Down ↘️ Pants - Soiled Vest - Bullet proof Moskva - Submarine Finland & Sweden - NATO Army - Advancing backwards Leopards - On the loose HIMARS - o'clock Turrets - Tossing I remain a master strategist

Fucking Red Trousers no explanation needed… #cezanne #tatemodern #redtrouser

*Stolen* from Harrogate overnight (Sat-Sun). Seems a long shot but please keep an eye. Distinctive with a truckman hardtop on pickup.

Poor woman, can’t even afford to get her eyelashes cut! #lifeanddebt

No , no ,no ! You are in court for a judge to decide whether or not you fraudulently extracted money from the public , no more no less .

Getting into the #Coronation spirit

BBC presenter Huw Edwards and Vicky Flind giving their statement🤣 #BBCPresenterScandal

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied,

Did you know If everyone in the UK stopped watching Good Morning Britain just one day per week, we would cut the UK’s emissions by 50 million tonnes. That's the equivalent of taking 16 million cars off the road. Small changes make a difference #fightBullshiteWithBullshite 🙂

New Harry’s Farm video is now live.. UK beef farmers are under attack; here's my response to C4's The Big Bri... youtu.be/M3X-_Bqs_0k?si… via YouTube

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Wow!!!

How it affects my family Headlines: -£120,000 per year in additional NI in two businesses -£22,000 per year in NMW rises -Potentially £2m or £200k per year if my wife and I die pre maturely (way more than the annual net profit from farming) Plenty of other reasons to halt

Sorry James O'Brien but you had this coming. Bravo Charlie 💪

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform USA: Hold my beer...