The cop last night questioned me and said “ what if they get sick off of your food?” Which I replied. “ what if they get sick from eating off the ground and out of trash cans?” to which he had no reply.

You don't hate urban canyons; you hate urban canyons overwhelmed by cars.

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what reading comics feels like this

“Os EUA estão levando a democracia para a Venezuela”

“All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” — Voltaire

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

You know what, my mom was right, it is that damn phone.

If I say what should be done with you, the authorities will be at my door.

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“Lil Wayne use to outrap rappers on their own beats”

Almost all right wing influencers wanted to be actors, but Hollywood rejected them for having no innate talent 🥴 The pivot to unqualified political grifter / citizen journalistz is their only shot at fame

Another child, left behind.

ace vs teach

The funniest part of shipping these two is trying to explain that they worked (part of) one shift together almost a year ago, then didn't talk again until he came back from rehab.

“It takes a long time to sound like yourself.” — Miles Davis

Proof of Life, y’all! Don is alright 😭

From the MadeIn site, thought some of you might find this interesting…

you were as i am / acrylic paint / 18 x 18

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!