Kid in my son’s class explained to me that she was sure he has two moms because he has “the pretty mom and the other mom.” She described each to me in some detail. Reader, both are me.

People often assume that capitalism is defined by "markets and trade". But markets and trade existed for thousands of years before capitalism. Capitalism is only 500 years old. So what is distinctive about this economic system? Three things (well, more, but three for now):

when a guy describes the woman he’s dating as “a little younger than me,” she’s a minor.

paw patrol is FOR SURE copaganda but how do I tell my daughter that without ruining her life

ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it

The only person who actually ran into the school in Uvalde to rescue kids was an unarmed woman. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

oh you’re a “dog mom?” name 3 times your dog woke you up at 3am to ask you why people have to die

I paid my student loans off so Biden is letting me pick out one thing from the oval office

If you’re looking for unfair things about the way we do education in the US I suggest looking at literally any part of it. We base /elementary school funding/ on /local property taxes/. It’s monstrous.

“can you send us a writing sample?” no but i can send you multiple screenshots of me killing it in the group chat

happy mlk jr day, he would have loved this

If you were the type of kid that got excited to buy school supplies at the end of each summer I regret to inform you that you have a PhD now.

these two guys are about to give the worst presentation your Business 301 class has ever heard

very special time of year (I'm on the verge of getting sick of the breakfast food I've been eating every single day for the past few months and will now have to find a new one to eat every day for another few months until i get sick of it)

cannot stop thinking about oomf telling me she asks chatgpt to speak as rupaul to summarize confusing topics

The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though

Me when they cancelled The Nanny in '99