These are the kinds of tweets that should be doing the rounds for the next 2 and a half years.

Someday, everything will make perfect sense, so for now,laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason. You will make it

We have the sure word of prophecy in Bangladesh! God is with us fellow Kenyans!!! RAGE ON!!! 🇰🇪

Most People ask what you do for a living so they can calculate the level of respect they you deserve.

The way I see it, in the next few years, people will begin homeschooling their children. Neighbours will even crowdfund, have their classes and libraries, hire teachers, and control their children's education. If we do nothing now, our public education system will collapse.

Rest assured. We will pull a fast one on them. Am sure they are counting on tribalism as a way of organizing 2027 election. They are very sure Kenyans will vote along tribal lines as usual. That is why they are smiling demonically while we ask serious accountability questions.

𝙏𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙡𝙡 3000 𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨;𝙞 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙞𝙩.𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙯 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮,𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩; #𝙍𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙞 #𝙍𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙞 #𝙍𝙚𝙟𝙚𝙘𝙩𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙞

" That student, Trevor Mathenge was not resisting arrest, that Student Trevor Mathenge was not armed"- Linus Kaikai Injecting Live!

Ni kama watu washasahau this historic moment. Ukipatana na hii video just retweet 😊 x.com/papaallano_/st…

'Oh, that You would bless me indeed, and enlarge my territory, that Your hand would be with me, and that You would keep me from evil, that I may not cause pain!'

Major Bashir It's OK. We will never. We move on after this? How now? We're not stupid.

" Those Cops who shot and killed protestors last year are still free and you claim to be praying, what are you praying for?"- Bishop David Muriithi lectures William Ruto and the Broadbased government!

Those who are online 😂😂 retweet huyu msee asikohoe bure #SiriNiNumbers .

Wanatuua huku Rongai fuck😭😭

People are being killed in Rongai as we speak. Shout about Rongai ... Let us shout. People are being killed in Rongai.

When you hit 30, you quit watching movies and series often. That's because your life becomes a whole movie. A whole series if you are struggling.