This guy has only a Form 4 certificate, which he scored the strongest D ever... Nothing beyond. But President William Ruto has appointed him as an ambassador. Why? Guy is saved and prays 2 hours... Pooooh! Khabusie! Kenya nchi yangu!

EUR buying at 138 & selling at 142

Canadian Dollar buying at 92 & selling at 98

China foreign exchange reserves

2000: $7 billion

Now: $3.25 trillion

This is Ayoka from Los Angeles. She killed her husband recently, & cut him into pieces. Took her 9-year and 8-moth old babies in a car, sped off, opened the doors and threw the terrified kids in the middle of the highway who were then run over by other speeding cars!

Update: Absa Bank Kenya releases Ksh 40 million towards the Absa Kip Keino Classic set for April 20. Cc Tim-Sky Media Services

The worst thing about life is that the fools too grow old and their gift in foolishness grows stronger too.

USD buying at 129 & selling at 132

Zimbabwe's new gold-backed currency starts trading

This morning, Absa Bank Kenya is launching the Absa Kip Keino Classic at Nyayo Stadium. The Classic is slated for April 20, 2023. Cc Tim-Sky Media Services!

I am at the age where mum calls to report her husband, dad calls to report his wife... Sometimes numerous calls to report a misbehaving sibling... ☺️. Life changes, and it does fast!

We have a video of 5 men raping a woman and recording the same in Sigor, and posting it on the internet and the country is mute? 🤔🤔. We only hear of such horror stories in South Africa, but not as daring. What is happening to young people? DCI KENYA, give us a report on this!

Two suspects and a lady linked to a shooting and robbery in Eastleigh where a businessman was shot in the neck and robbed 3.9 million shillings, have been found dead. The three were picked up by detectives in Mombasa. 🤔🤔🤔. Wueh! Tafakari!

The strengthening of the Kenyan shilling seems to have reduced our public debt by 1.12 trillion. This is for the loans that have matured and are being serviced. Our loans are billed in USDs. When the shilling weakens, we use more of local currencies to convert, hence ballooning!

Good morning! May you have a blessed day ahead. Be thankful for whatever little you have, capitalize on it and purpose to get more.

Dive into the sleek depths of innovation with @Lord_Hezion's review of the #SamsungS24 Plus! Samsung Mobile Kenya #GalaxyAI

Watch here youtu.be/dFZtSq-PM6U?si…

The yen weakened on Wednesday, pushing the dollar to its highest against the Japanese currency since 1990

Hundreds of staff in KPMG’s Netherlands business, including senior partners and managers, cheated on professional exams and misled investigators! 🤔. The company has been fined USD 25 million for this.

During the Doctors' strike in Kenya, the doctors have displayed the best of handwriting on their placards. The other one on prescriptions is usually just showing off. Doctors should be paid. In the CBA they add a subsection for 'Handwriting'.

Unless the lower class is catered for & taken care of in terms of healthcare, education, security etc the middle class and upper class lives will always remain a ZERO sum game forever in Kenya 🇰🇪. Here is why;

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