Now I’m starting to think maybe Højlund isn’t bad… maybe it’s the team behind him. Because look at Sesko 😭

Forget Title Forget Top 4 Forget Top 10 I’m just trying to survive bro

How can you enjoy last weeks loss but not today’s draw 😂😂😂😂😂

We might lose another starboy💔

Like this tweet if you’re a big fan of Amorim at Man United 🔥

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Went to become the next Beckham and ended up with Harvey Elliott minutes

How on earth is he balling out in France after flopping in bloody MLS?

Leny Yoro’s been here for 13 months. He’s not even won a PL game with Manchester United when he’s started vs any current PL side. That’s absolutely wild. I feel for him.

Allan Okello is advised not to leave Uganda today.

We showed we can beat any team in the world after losing to Arsenal is worried about Burley at home.

Captain Bruno Fernandes actually said that the referee accidentally bumping into him was the reason he missed the penalty. Now, imagine the outrage if the Arsenal captain had said this.

All those years of Fergie’s corruption is finally catching up with United, you cannot escape karma in this world unfortunately.

Sending a begging woman Ksh. 2,050 via M-PESA and then the next MPESA message is you buying yourself an airtime of Ksh. 20 is complete lack of self-care.

Signing another CB when we need a LW…

This is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read on FT

28 points from 29 games is a crazy stat if you deep it. How’s that even possible?

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Can we play you at Old Trafford everyday Manchester United? We get 3 points and your fans get to be happy with how you play. It’s a win-win for all.