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robnoir (@docnoirii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally

Kat ♱ (@albertcamslut) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All this Olaplex is probably gonna make my babies come out with gills but I’m sure the class action lawsuit will afford them a nice above ground swimming pool to flounder around in so it’s a net positive. They’ll thank me when they win gold medals in Beijing

Pierre L’Fauex (@lafauexprod) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How many people in your life are still rooting for you, despite the fact that you are somewhat unlikable? Consider that next time you are at the cinema.

annie (@soychotic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was wondering why my cat was so fat despite being on healthy diet and it turns out he’s been waiting for me to go to sleep then licking the tip of the olive oil bottle all night . It’s too bad he cannot pray to save his soul and his gluttony will send him to hell