putting a 3rd caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body big dawg?

Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.

yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

Ok I cheated in school but I did it the hard way and without AI

Devil on my shoulder: it’s Friday night. Have 7-10 beers. Come on do it 😈 you know you want to 😈 Angel on my shoulder: only have 3-5 beers

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

fridge cigarette goes so hard

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!

I'm obsessed with this "know your rights" girl on tiktok

Oaxacan Old Fashioned. He feels like he’s drowning. Miller highlife in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. IPAs suck kill yourself. And Bang French 75 inside corner. You’re out. you were always out you’ve been out since the day you were born

Damn

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

I’d only consider joining the military if they let me become the armored flamethrower guy who explodes when shot from behind

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

The reason my memory is totally fucked and I'm stupid as hell is because my brain has to save the RAM so it can perfectly recreate the interior of my ex girlfriend's car from seven years ago for really shitty dreams

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

guy who's always figured it out: "idk if i'm gonna figure it out this time"