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The problem with modern architecture. (It isn't what you think) A short thread...

What if instead of stepping outside my comfort zone, I step into an even comfier zone. Perhaps take a nap in a large fluffy dinner roll.

just had a bloke buy me a pint in a long queue for the bar and not expect anything of it, he just nodded at the telly and went "women's euros innit". A high point for feminism

Men: Football’s coming home!! It’s coming home!! IT’s coming!! Women, 60yrs later: … FFS I’ll get it myself. ⚽️💪🏃🏻‍♀️

by age 30 you really should just be in a completely unsustainable number of different group chats that all comprise of different combinations of the same people

strongly relate to the honey cake’s needs

I can share this very happily because this brilliant blog about The Cares Family and building connection in a disconnected age is by the very excellent Rich Bell:

I am. It’s true.

The 2022 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

so funny that one of santa’s reindeer is named Vixen. imagine your name is John and your brothers’ names are Jim, James, Josh, and Slut

2022 Headline of the Year nominee (March)

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

Something White Lotus gets absolutely right: there are only two types of British men in the Mediterranean.

Me: I will have this nice 1-of-your-5-a-day, low cal ready meal for dinner bc I should watch what I eat. Also me: I will eat five pieces of salami straight out of the fridge while waiting for the said ready meal to warm up.

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