Such unfortunate timing for CCHQ's 3 month internal investigation to conclude on the very same night that The Times publishes these allegations, now it'll look like that's the reason the whip was removed 😔

Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance

Mr. Ancelotti:

using the wheat you just traded me for brick to immediately turn a settlement into a city and win catan

So much comedy at Bedford Fringe Bedfringe 2024

From 18th - 28th July at The Quarry Theatre

So many acts including Robin Boot Paul Foot Max Fulham Chelsea Birkby Alex Kealy Alfie Moore - Comedy Ted Hill & more
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BUZZING

Sonia Pelletier was the person who won every competition and secured every scholarship. She liked rock music and to cook. Pelletier was 28 years old and just days from graduating with a degree in mechanical engineering and a transcript of straight As when she was killed.

Instant Trump all-timer just dropped

When ABBA sees a man after midnight

This really is quite a chart

[To the tune of Arcade Fire's 'Windowsill']

here we go

You flip a coin 200 times. The first 100 flips, it lands on heads; the second 100, on tails. As a proud Bayesian, you conclude you are most likely in the middle of a logic puzzle.

Lydia Kiesling