look at this, aren’t you glad you exist

reading some Charles Causley:)

I hear your man got charmed away by the -

oooh Matron!

Nice doorway you got there.... Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to PUT A LITTLE FREAK ON IT

National Trust bookshops grabbing me by the throat as always

so so so sad to hear this. The Guild is a total Bristol institution - I worked there as my first proper job on and off over 5 years & will miss it so very much, as will many others. Will leave a huge gap, emotionally and physically (in Bristol’s already struggling shopping scene)

...what?

Huh.

A Ham like no other

watching Hot Fuzz for the first time and the least believable plot point is that Gloucestershire police could be more inept and bent and unprofessional than the Met

humza yousaf going to heaven tweet was such an easy win, have already tired of the joke myself as a being of superior intellect and quick wit. But you guys knock yourselves out 👍

Good girls go to heaven…bad girls go to Trago Mills 😇

Trago maxxing

me today

Get your fucking ass up and take the King’s Shilling. It seems like nobody wants to take the King’s Shilling these days.

nice argument, unfortunately i have drawn myself as the savage press gang and you as the indentured seaman

🫵 You just got 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 ‘𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓮