I’m not sure about this Drake and 21 Savage album

And they’re dating

Babies are some of the youngest people out right now

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

I think Taylor Swift could convince her listeners to kill their boyfriends if she put it in a song

when gas is more expensive , it's because they made it Really good that day

A hometown kid making hometown history 🔹

“and mars” lmao shaaade

Rudolph really gets too much credit. Guy is way too flashy. Donner and Blitzen are such workhorses. Fourth line reindeer. The grinders of the sled team. Just lunch pail guys.

The whole 2+ year process of trying to get EI has me wanting to try some terrorism

Any more time spent on hold and I’m really about to start mailing anthrax

Oh you’re raising rent? What a coincidence, I’m actually raising the level of cooking oil that I pour down the drains

pizza is like sex. the ninja turtles love having it in a sewer with each other

Funny that it took me reading the boards ads to realize that this is at my school? Lol

If you're ever in a group that's divvying up tasks and "holding down the fort" is an option, take it. Forts mostly hold themselves down. Easy gig.

Just had blueberries and a kombucha. If you're an oxidant you're fucked buddy.

before phones what did people look at while they were driving