I’m in Ohio because insurrectionist Rep. Jim Jordan continues to spread the same lies that led to the violence on January 6th. Not only is this rhetoric dangerous, it’s un-American.

- Fanone

The Nodfather!

#Nodfather

After falling asleep in court, we have to start calling him Don Snoreleone

#SleepyDon just doesn’t have the stamina, the strength, the manhood to endure even a few hours in court.

Sad! Weak! Low-T!

I see a future where the middle class finally has a fair shot, and the wealthy have to pay their fair share in taxes.

I’ll just leave this here

The man who rails against 'Sleepy Joe'

Raise your hand if your criminal trial is not today.

RIP Sleepy Joe.

Hello #DrowsyDon !

Good morning.

After years of denials, threats, appeals and delays, it’s here.

It’s day 1 of his first criminal trial.

Every single time…It’s a 12-round-fight to get my kids to take a bath. And then a 12-round-fight to get them out! Anyone else??

I was just in a men’s public restroom. There were feminine hygiene products available for free.

So I finished washing and drying my hands and went about my day completely unbothered by things that don’t affect me.

Because I’m not a pansy-ass little snowflake.

I spoke with members of the 494th and 335th Fighter Squadrons today to commend them for their exceptional airmanship and skill in defending Israel from an unprecedented aerial attack by Iran. These brave servicemembers make us all proud.

This is America.

No one is above the law.

Can anyone see me on this account?

So, a MAGA just told me that if I don’t like it here (in America) — I can always go back to my country.

Should I tell him?

(I’m Indigenous American btw.)

This is the absolute truth.