Guess I’m staying the hell off I-45.

Sunbathing UT student on South lawn next to Palestinian protest rally
he told me he’s not trying to make a statement. He supports the protest, but the lawn is his happy place and this is where he wants to be. FOX 7 Austin

LOL. Orly.

Goddammit you pansies. Call your dogs off.

Thank god. Now he can afford to take that struggling singer/songwriter he’s dating to nice restaurants until she finally finds some professional success of her own.

Happy Monday. Tum-tums out, everyone!

If Noem had pulled this move instead, maybe I’d give her some credit.

I’m putting dog treats in these and running for my life.

I’d feed PETA to a T-Rex to fatten it up before having a world-class BBQ.

I give cops plenty of grief - and deservedly so - but they’re running toward the shots here, so credit where due.

3 of 5 in Dallas. 4 of 5 in Texas.

The Bear and the Baby

There is so much good boy energy in the house this morning. Wrasslin party!

Hero shit.

Good job de-heading your asses, UT.

I know they don’t play about this teacher 💀