I have never, ever falsely accused a woman of witchcraft.

only one thing can solve the Kendrick Drake beef. they need to play an incredibly sexually charged game of tennis

The Phantom Menace really opened my eyes to certain things like for instance I’ve come around on nine-year-olds being allowed to compete in extremely dangerous car races as long as I can gamble on them

The Fall Guy is such a blast and I loved seeing it on a giant screen. But very little seems to be moving people to see much of anything this year, unfortunately. A real shame because I feel like we’re getting so much variety too. Can’t blame marketing or reviews on this one.

I fucking loved THE FALL GUY?????

I wish Creed would write a diss track about Nickelback

Fall Guy is great. I think it stands a chance to have a word of mouth strong hold if Apes doesn’t obliterate it next weekend. Or it’ll just be one of those movies that people discover on streaming and wonder why it wasn’t bigger. Who knows?

Going to the weeks-long protest to ask them why they're protesting. I'm five, by the way.

So excited to see what color Gatorade they throw on the horse after it wins #KentuckyDerby

My zodiac sign is just a drunk sloth trying to cross the road.

How do you even get through airport security with that bomb ass?

STAR WARS BANDS

A Tribe Called Fett
C-3PO the Rapper
Beastie Droids
Rancor Weekend
Sithy 'Sith Demeanor' Elliot
Jar-Jar Binks 182
Green Dagobah
Meek Millennium Falcon
The Rolling Clones
Ne-Yoda
Lil Nas X-Wing
The An-Doors
Chewbacca Flocka Flame

Boba Fett was originally conceived as a non-speaking background character, but the look and wardrobe were so amazing that he became instantly popular and appeared across multiple forms of media, meaning he is the Star Wars universe’s Harley Quinn

literally every college student who was arrested is smarter than anyone who has ever been or ever will be a cop in america

I think I would rather piss off Boeing than Kendrick at this point oh my god

Oh shit this entire app is The Breakfast Club, and Elon is Principal Vernon

My last word for now on Hope Hicks. This world is set up to be prepared to forgive her and women who look like her because they assume her appearance renders her some automatic innocence. And not for women like me. I’m over it.

I fucking dare you. I will cook you, little man

Drake is learning an important lesson: Never go to war with a rapper who won a fucking Pulitzer.