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devon sawa

@DevonESawa

Former Blue Check. I assure you this is the real me.

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calendar_today11-05-2009 20:15:14

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A guy on the subway was wearing a Yankees hat and so right before I got off the train I looked him dead in the eyes and said, you ain’t getting him. None of you are!!

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Ohtani and Chucky both in Toronto? Both huge in Japan and America. Both love hitting shit with bats. Both are big Sawa fans. It’s meant to be.

MEANT TO BE!

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He was suppose to be the man of the house while I was gone. Protector of the family! Apparently he’s been doing nothing but attending tea parties with my 7 year old! Some best friend.

He was suppose to be the man of the house while I was gone. Protector of the family! Apparently he’s been doing nothing but attending tea parties with my 7 year old! Some best friend.
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This is the most Canadian way to put it. And when/if we dont, we will all collectively apologize about it.

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Imagine thinking Ohtani gets all the things he wanted in negotiations but then cancels cause someone tracked his whereabouts and leaked it on the web.

Thats dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

He’ll still end up a dodger but not for this silly reason.

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How long can sushi sit at room temp in a sealed container before it’s inedible? I’m hoping 3 hours. Maybe 4. Will I die?

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