Getting bikinis on is a pain; at this rate, she’ll miss out on the trip to Yakushima.

Do you know how weird that would be? No.

/ / GGRRRAGGGHHH

/ / Okay I’m back where’s my infinite Yukari generator

You saw her doing this in her room? No you didn’t.

Going to make out with Yukari. With tongue.

Come here.

Emotionless emo bitch titfucks.

Yukari Takeba likes emo girls.

Aigis, give me a 1-1 measurement of your fat robot dick and tell nobody I asked for this.

Thanks, Aigis. Now I have to go… ( Order a massive custom-made exact replica of her combat robot’s cock. ) … Do homework.

Her lipstick is as blue as her hair, come get a kiss on the cheek.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤.‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ 𝘠𝘶𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘪 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘣𝘢.‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀

Your life really is so hard.

I’m stunned you thought for even a fraction of a second that I was being serious…

You stand in front of a camera for a bit and do superhero poses. It’s not like you’re hauling iron.

𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘦𝘴; 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘫𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 — 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠. 💅

Her tits are big, her nails are long and painted black, and she carries an MP3 player in her back pocket. She’s out of your league.

𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗙𝗙, she’s just picking up her Evoker.

Who cares.