Don’t give me that face… You 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 you wanted your makeup done by feather pink… deal’s a deal. 🤣

Not getting out of bed for any reason at all — even the colossal morning wood tenting her shorts. 💧

In the mood to abuse her status for personal gain. ✨

Quick advice on meeting your favorite actress, Feather Pink: If you aren’t built like this at the bare minimum? ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊. 𝐎𝐅𝐅. 💋

Wholeheartedly believes she’s entitled to jizz on her teammates faces whenever she wants to.

It genuinely should be a crime to let me walk around the dorm with a hardon like this… This fucking sucks. 💧

‍ ‍ ⠀ My favorite fans are the ones so desperate for an autograph they don’t care what they actually have to do to get it. 🥰

How to get away with treating your fans however the fuck you want for your own personal benefit, step one. ✨

Won’t even pretend to pay attention to @WIPEITALLOUT unless she’s 𝙏𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙆𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 for her healer’s attention. ♡

Healing is 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 a stressful job. Not the process itself, of course — it’s convincing your teammates to wait their turn for your 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 𝙐𝙋, 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙏-𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙎𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍ ⠀ 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯 & 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘍𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴. 🤣‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀

Pretty, egotistical actresses don’t have to pull out.

Great news — you’re on morning wood duty. Try not to be late, kay? ✨

No flat fans.

Fan with the fattest ass gets backstage access after next shoot.

𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢 “𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭” 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯… ‍ ‍ ⠀𝘚𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘺, 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴. 💧