Spencer Hakimian

Nardwuar: And for you, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, i have the original shoestring and stick that was played by Jiggaboo Johnson Robert Plant, tearing up: ...Are you serious?! Oh my god....oh my word...how did you...this is what inspired me to create music...

Being right wing and high in openness (me) is being able to fully enjoy art while easily thinking “but I do not want these people to be in change of serious things” like Law, Borders, Military, Education, etc.

Oldest son referred to margarine as "cancer butter," in the aisle, loudly, in the presence of multiple boomers. Hashtag blessed.

What did the Framers prepare in case of a President that secretly converted to a radical jewish apocalyptical sect and who is murdering children in depraved sex acts?

Imagine if knobs were like teeth and when you hit 13 your baby knob fell off and your adult knob came through.

Beautiful gray LVP floors shouldn’t be stuck inside Let your neighbors enjoy them as well

"Had Britain not declared war, Hitler would have attacked an unprepared Stalin in 1940. The result might well have been the liberation of the Gulag & its 12 million souls, the eradication of Bolshevism in Russia & China, no Cold War, no Korea, & no Vietnam." - Pat Buchanan

The priest and Tucker both make a subtle but fundamental error here. By the priest’s own recounting, the demon told him that his power over the woman was from “pop” (soda). But in the United States, this isn’t made with sugar, it is made with corn syrup. Corn does not occur in

Apocaloptimist

James Drake is everything that Simbal wanted to be. #fishtanklive #fishtank

"12-year-olds 100 years ago could sit still" Yeah, because they were busy translating The Aeneid or figuring out trigonometry instead of doing a fill-in-the-blank worksheet that takes less than five minutes for anyone on the right side of the bell curve.

Whenever RW accounts get doxxed it's because there was a data breach connecting their anonymous $50,000 donation to a children's leukemia research center to their old Yale email address, and whenever LW accounts get doxxed it's because they were posting full face pics with their

Shocked to hear yet another anonymous right wing poster beloved by hundreds of thousands of people for his wit and intelligence has been outed as a completely normal, handsome, well adjusted, likable guy.

Seriously, is he drunk? #Survivor50

So far, leftists have made fun of Howling Mutant for: - having pronouns in his LinkedIn profile - working a blue collar job

Every household can afford multiple hand-held personal computers with high-speed internet connections and we still use a model of education designed before the invention of the incandescent light bulb

I used to flag traffic and one of my favorite pass times was seeing how high I could stack rocks. My record was about 5 feet.