Pray for the AFC South. Andrew Luck throwing rockets

Lady working next to me had to share with me that her leftover Steak N Shake chili for lunch would probably “send her in the restroom all afternoon”, but was so worth it. Whatever the opposite of chivalry is, it’s not dead.

Let it be known that my suggestion made it into Pardon My Take ‘s Instagram video. Maybe my finest accomplishment.

Goes to apartment gym once..loses key that accesses all apartment amenities. Guess that’s what I get for working out.

The art of the toss. 🙌

We’ve made it: there is now a pro or college football game every week all the way through the Super Bowl. Let’s go 🙌.

I imagine hell is just a never ending cycle of trying to sell your stuff to someone reliable on Facebook marketplace.

Indiana 👀👀👀👀

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Your Indiana Hoosiers are the FIRST Bowl Eligible team in AMERICA!! 3-0 in the Big Ten, 6-0 overall and have not trailed at all this season. #iufb 41, NW 24

Hand up. This guy was wrong about Indiana.

So has Indiana played somebody now, or since they're gonna win by double digits, Oregon must stink and they still haven't played anybody...

OUR STATE. OUR TITLE.

You’d think after making 69,469 frozen pizzas I’d learn not to burn the roof of my mouth on the first bite, but here we are.

The satisfaction of the Patriots NOT winning the Super Bowl is almost indescribable.

Nothing will ruin your Saturday night like your Über driver reminding you that it’s already Sunday morning.

When you do that thing and then that thing happens

In clinic today it was brought up that I’d be graduating soon...the patient assumed I was talking about high school based on how old I looked 😑

You know what sucks? The fact that dogs don’t live longer.

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