Went to IKEA Milton Keynes today. Queued for about 20 mins to get in. Everything else was just like normal, except one fast moving queue to pay (better than normal!). Everyone was well behaved. I had more stuff than my poor trolley could carry ... but some things never change.

Beautiful daisies on our walk today @ Heartwood Forest instagram.com/p/CBNyKy5nyS5/…

We looked up iconic faces for the final #hometasking of the current series. We made our own enormous Albert Einstein out of dog blankets, scarves and tights. Alex Horne Taskmaster Gyimah Davies. HT to Chris Goor for all his help in all our attempts.

Amazing!

Yay! we made it in to the montage for the final #hometasking! Amazingly, we made it into the top 20! Check it out (we are at about 10:45 in the vid) youtu.be/81nxANNRkFA Thanks Alex Horne Gyimah Davies & especially Chris Goor for making our entries look half decent.

I live with suicidal thoughts, but sometimes they’re louder than usual. This happened last week, and I’m ok now. I always wait, and they always go. Please don’t kill yourself xx

Ever (loud tooth suck)

Anyone else find it strange to see a KFC ad on Jamie Oliver's site?

Booked a video apt. with my GP for a minor ailment. At call time get a SMS asking to click on the link to submit pics. Problems: 1. No link 2. SMS source doesn't allow responses. 3. Surgery phone lines aren't open on a Saturday 4. Online message function disabled. 5. no email

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#hometasking 2 - we’re back... Can you beat the contestants? Make good choices.

Word of the day is 'exsibilate' (17th century): to hiss a poor performer off the stage.

NEWS! James Acaster and @JoshWiddicombe are coming back to Dave with a brand new series of #Hypothetical starting February 10th! If you wondered how they filmed the show during a global pandemic enjoy these bits from the new series that will unfortunately never make it onto TV.

If “I’m over it” were a person.

Surely you can't sing your own song #MaskedSingerUK viking That is deffo Morten Harket. I spent my early teens obsessing over him

This thread is why I still occasionally come to Twitter.

Joe Wilkinson was robbed! @EdGambleComedy surely a podcast conversation point?

One for the mobile data nerds out there! wired.com/story/how-cell… via WIRED

Try and stop yourself. Its not possible....

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