yuh - huh ! .. why , should i not be ?

i'm about to give literally every hot guy my number . i forgot my number .

Sooooo , why are cats afraid of cucumbers ?

Right ? Life's too short ! It's like i always say ; Life . It's short .

⠀⠀⠀⠀ yup ! or just elliot . ⠀ ⠀ call me whatever , heh . ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ soooo .. drinks ? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀ likewise mister jack ! ✨ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

imagine being a loser can't be me ✨

my back hurts from carrying you all so much

who up bam they boozling

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ehh , sometimes fun ! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀most times terrifying .⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

am i the only one who's both terrified and not terrified of revenant ? something about that voice ..

WALTER HAS TITS ?!

i .. uh .. you .. wh .. 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 ?

geez, uh.. ( gloved hand reaching out. may as well cop a feel! especially if fuse said he could. ) . . . ( squeeze, squeeze.. ) 𝘸𝘰𝘸. . . . ( he blinks, immediately pulling away after being almost hypnotized by them. ) er, sorry! hah. they're awesome! hound is lucky.

\ oh my god that gilbraller skin

\ have y'all met my husbant