Scientists at Imperial College, have discovered that Meteorologist Jim Dale is massively contributing to global warming by breathing through his nose 😱

R.I.P. Frank Field. The HOC will be a drearier place without your yodelling 😢😢

The Lord Giveth and The Lord taketh away 😱

And despite not going to public school, smashed the class barrier, by being partial to Bum. 👍👍

Have a blessed St George’s Day

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'You're openly a knight and there's a very large dragon over there'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

On this day in 1977. The Jam, fronted by Paul Weller released their first single 'In The City', which peaked at No. 40 in the UK charts.
Yes, I stole it. No, you fuck off

That terrible panicky moment, when you get your jumper stuck halfway off….

No putting it off any longer. It’s time to call Rentokil

I think I may have discovered why the African nations never do any good in the wheelchair marathon

Happy 65th Birthday to “The Cure” Front-Man; Robert Smith

Shocking pics show Jamie Oliver, before and after he was released from 6 months, chained to a radiator in a Berni Inn

Jolyon Maugham launches a class action lawsuit, after it transpires, that a disgruntled employee at the Canesten factory, has been adding large amounts of “gorilla glue” into the formula

✍️ 'I'm not writing you a sick note. If you were really ill you wouldn't have the stamina to get a GP appointment'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

They’re having to build more homes just to keep up with Ange

Israel successfully plays the long game, after having watched “Citizen Khan”

Glasgow police, investigating financial fraud allegations, find disturbing imagery on Peter Murrell’s home computer