'Labour will build four new nuclear submarines, but only one will be registered as Angela Rayner's main home'

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'After I was sold these fake stamps I swear I heard our Chinese-made fridge laughing at me'

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'2024 - Theresa May prepares to run through a wheat field'

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'I've been sent this. I want you to paint a picture of my privates to send back to her'

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'Scottish police have received reports of a hate crime. You made some comments about broccoli at supper'

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'Go to church at Easter? But I already have British citizenship'

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'You've landed on another one of Angela Rayner's properties'

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🍺 'The Sewagemill - formerly The Watermill'

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🖋️ 'I saw one in London yesterday and thought it was perfect for the school run'

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'I have a Chinese-made car. I park it a few streets away because I don't want it to know where I live'

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🖋️ 'I had no idea the pension age had risen for women. Nobody has mentioned it in the Garrick Club'

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'Another conspiracy: This isn't a Duchy Original. It's a biscuit double!!!'

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✍🏻 'OK, next time we'll hire an intimacy co-ordinator'

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'If a political party has nothing to look forward to and no chance of recovery, should assisted dying be an option?'

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'Give it to me straight, how much range does your electric ambulance have left?'

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'M25 Junctions 10-11
NOW A LOW TRAFFIC NEIGHBOURHOOD'

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✍️ 'Russian election result...'

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🖋️'This is one of those racist £20 notes which came from that Tory donor'

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✍️ 'I'm so embarrassed. When he saw my medical bill he bit the vet'

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✍️ 'Royals release photo of holiday in Scotland'

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