Update: I jinxed myself

Update: Nvm false alarm

My 6 year old nephew just told me the exact channel for the saints and cowboys game, and what teams are all playing

Tyler Childers’ voice could split a log. x.com/DailyCountryVi…

Idk why but the soundtrack from ATV Off-road Fury 3 came up on my Spotify and I just got flashbacks from the 2007 Playstation 2 days

S/O joaquin for being the greatest Papa Murphy’s plug 🙏🏻

“iTs jUsT a CaR “🤦🏼‍♂️

Just put 50 dollars of gas in my small ass rx8 and it barely got me half a tank😳

It’s whiskey for my men and beer for my horses today, Rest easy Toby Keith😭

you relax for 15 minutes after work & next thing you know it’s 10pm

The bouncer removing me for playing higher by creed 38 consecutive times on TouchTunes

Mike Tomlin: We’re running a HB Dive DK Metcalf & George Pickens downfield with a defender:

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

I'll never forgive Caleb Williams for making me think that Keenan Allen was washed.

🧑🏾‍🦯🧑🏾‍🦯🧑🏾‍🦯