Today’s events have left me a bit rattled. I don’t condone violence by any means. When someone wants something they’ll try to make it happen by any means. But yelling and throwing a fit inside a gas station because you want a sucker is not the way to go about it.

Chris Cornell performing a hit, a classic, and a masterpiece that was created by Soundgarden. It was written by Chris Cornell and recorded in the basement of his house. Cornell says that he played all the instruments in his basement and recorded the song, these lines were told

Give The Alaskan Avenger the Epstein List. The Alaskan Avenger

“The Whole Thing Is a Con Job” – Trump’s Windmill Rant at EU Presser

Hopped back on to TWITTER to see the Republican snowflake meltdown tonight. Totally worth it. FUCK YOU.

We will see a countless number of athletes in our lifetimes. We will never see another Bo Jackson.

Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney game show so good because I keep getting it wrong as it's happening. #SNL

40 people were just told that their children are dead.

@isoldyourtroll even gummi penises?

Merry Christmas to all 12 of my followers!

We haven't been able to say this since 2006: there are new episodes of #ArrestedDevelopment this year.

@isoldyourtroll why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya..

Just like every year, dead celebrities displayed on stage as part of the open casket slideshow onion.com/X7DnrB #Oscars2013

There are a lot of people who think that being gay is a choice, but being morbidly obese is genetic. Haha. Convenient thinking is wonderful.

@RyanDempsterFDN HUGE Cubs fan here. You're gone but not forgotten. I don't really follow any ex-Cub in MLB but you. Good luck to you sir.

"A shocking nine out of every 10 U.S. citizens are not receiving their daily dose of Led Zeppelin" onion.com/118nvIh

"I saw my wife with my best friend." "You bitter?" "Yep. Bit him too!"